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... you might be Shmoopy

Monday, June 11, 2007


Carl's Flingo on inside jokes and Jeff Foxworthy knock-offs




If Corona makes up 25% of your diet...

If, when making pasta, you eschew a pink sauce for a nice crema rosa...

If the time between 5am and 1pm are about as real to you as Santa Claus...

If you get twitchy if you don't refresh ESPN.com every fifteen minutes (that you're awake)...

If you're fiancee did that Snakes On A Plane thing in the white dress on YouTube...

If you're going to be married in less than a month...

If your pronunciations of croissant and quesadilla are impeccable...

If terrorists raid your tower of uncleaned dishes for biological weapons...

If you have a beer and chug it or have a shot and knock it back...

If you're the newest writer for The Daily Flingo*...









*pending successful completion of initiation procedures

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