sonia's flingo on lists
So, in Sunday tradition, I give you a list. It is a seven item list, because I like the number seven. So there.
[drumroll please...]
Top Seven Reasons to Carpool:
1. You get to use the carpool lane. So much faster!
2. You have a personal navigator/CD changer/ purse carrier.
3. When you drop something, they can get it for you, that way you don't crash into that parked car on the side of the road, causing severe damage and endless mocking.
4. When you are stuck in traffic, they can run out to the Little Caesar's across the street, grab a pizza, and be back before the light changes.
5. You can have some wicked awesome sing-a-longs to Alanis, Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, you name it.
6. When you cut it front of a scary guy yelling, "Fuck you , I'll call the police!" you have four people to back you up in case a fight breaks out.
7. You can make other people around you feel bad, wishing that they were in the cool party car with pizza, wine, and sing-a-longs. And you can laugh at them, all alone in their Escalades, with nothing but their automaton navigator as company.
So, in Sunday tradition, I give you a list. It is a seven item list, because I like the number seven. So there.
[drumroll please...]
Top Seven Reasons to Carpool:
1. You get to use the carpool lane. So much faster!
2. You have a personal navigator/CD changer/ purse carrier.
3. When you drop something, they can get it for you, that way you don't crash into that parked car on the side of the road, causing severe damage and endless mocking.
4. When you are stuck in traffic, they can run out to the Little Caesar's across the street, grab a pizza, and be back before the light changes.
5. You can have some wicked awesome sing-a-longs to Alanis, Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, you name it.
6. When you cut it front of a scary guy yelling, "Fuck you , I'll call the police!" you have four people to back you up in case a fight breaks out.
7. You can make other people around you feel bad, wishing that they were in the cool party car with pizza, wine, and sing-a-longs. And you can laugh at them, all alone in their Escalades, with nothing but their automaton navigator as company.
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